I asked ChatGPT to tell me some penguin jokes. It started off well (1, 2, 4, 5, 6), but then went a bit weird!

  1. Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK? Because they’re afraid of Wales!

  2. What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.

  3. How do penguins drink their coffee? They use ice bergs.

  4. What do you get when you cross a penguin and a snowman? Frostbite!

  5. What’s a penguin’s favorite relative? Aunt Arctica.

  6. What do you call a group of musical penguins? A rock-hopper band.

  7. Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK? Because they’re afraid of the Penguin Police!

  8. How do you make a penguin stop talking? You tell it to “Put a cork in it!”

  9. What do you call a penguin with a large vocabulary? A thesaurus.

  10. Why don’t you ever see penguins in the United States? Because they’re afraid of getting cold feet!